{"id":430,"date":"2003-05-04T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-04T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/04\/eg-meini-tad-foroyska-krokodillan\/"},"modified":"2013-07-01T16:53:14","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T15:53:14","slug":"eg-meini-tad-foroyska-krokodillan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/eg-meini-tad-foroyska-krokodillan\/","title":{"rendered":"Eg meini ta\u00f0: F\u00f8royska krokodillan"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"pull-along-crocodile-on-wheels-xl-trousselier\"<\/a>Teir gomlu egyptarnir h\u00f8vdu krokodilluna og kettuna. Indarar hava k\u00fanna. Og f\u00f8royingar hava\u2026.. bilin. Tann heilaga privatbilin.
\nVit eiga fleiri pers\u00f3nbilar pr. \u00edb\u00fagva enn flest onnur lond, og vit hava helst f\u00e6rri kilometrar pr. \u00edb\u00fagva at koyra teir \u00e1, enn flest onnur lond. N\u00e6stan \u00f8ll h\u00faski eiga ein, og heilt n\u00f3gv eiga tveir, og \u00f8ll \u201dbed\u00fdra\u201d, at tey avgj\u00f8rt ikki kunnu liva hann fyriuttan. \u00d8ll gjalda ein st\u00f8rri part av m\u00e1na\u00f0arl\u00f8nini til rentur og avdrag, brennievni, vegskatt, trygging og umv\u00e6lingar enn tey vilja vi\u00f0ganga, h\u00f3ast tey vita, at tey kundu tiki\u00f0 ein h\u00fdruvogn minst eina fer\u00f0 um vikuna alt \u00e1ri\u00f0 runt, og kortini ikki komi upp \u00ed n\u00e1mind av somu upph\u00e6ddini.
\nHavnin er p\u00fara yvirsvomin av teimum, bilk\u00f8irnar og fer\u00f0slukn\u00fatur liva v\u00e6l upp til teir \u00ed st\u00f3rum londum vi\u00f0 milli\u00f3nab\u00fdarfer\u00f0slu, og har ver\u00f0a allarhelst s\u00f8gd eins n\u00f3gvar illb\u00f8nir og klikt l\u00edka \u00f3toli\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fingrunum ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 r\u00f3ri\u00f0 um morgunin klokkan fimm minuttir yvir \u00e1tta, sum allar a\u00f0rar sta\u00f0ni \u00ed ver\u00f0ini.
\nBilar skulu hava r\u00e6tt at koma runt allasta\u00f0ni, ongin hev\u00f0i veri\u00f0 fegnari enn f\u00f8royingar, v\u00f3ru allir handlar drive-in. Parkering skal vera loyvd allasta\u00f0ni, frammanfyri trappur, uppi \u00e1 gongubreytum (serliga har gongubreytin longu er \u00ed smalara lagi ella har ein lyktapeli er), l\u00edkamiki\u00f0 um ta\u00f0 ikki ber til hj\u00e1 f\u00f3tgangarum og barnavognum at sleppa framvi\u00f0. Parkeringsv\u00f8r\u00f0urin er f\u00f3lkaf\u00edggindi nr. 1.
\nUm veturin skulu vegirnir sj\u00e1lvandi ruddast fyri kava, saltast og gr\u00fasast, t\u00ed bilarnir teir mugu so sleppa fram! At kavin so liggur sum sm\u00e1ar fjallaketur uppi \u00e1 gongubreytunum, ta\u00f0 gerst ikki vi\u00f0. At ta\u00f0 eisini er t\u00fddningarmiklari at salta vegirnar enn gongubreytirnar, ta\u00f0 skilur ein og hv\u00f8r, og at sk\u00falab\u00f8rn skulu ganga eftir glerstoyttum gongubreytum klokkan \u00e1tta um morgunin vi\u00f0 vanda fyri at gl\u00ed\u00f0a \u00fat \u00e1 vegin, ta\u00f0 m\u00e1 so bara vera ein vandi, vit mugu liva vi\u00f0 \u00ed einum privatbilistsamfelagi.
\nVit taka \u00f8ll helst koyrikort, so t\u00edtt og knapt vit fylla 18, men at kanska minst helvtin av okkum ikki eru egna\u00f0 til at koyra, er ongin sum kannar. Ta\u00f0 at koyra bil krevur n\u00e6stan \u00f3menniskjansliga konsentrati\u00f3n, t\u00fa skalt ikki bara ansa eftir, at t\u00edn bilur ver\u00f0ur v\u00e6l koyrdur, men eisini ansa t\u00e6r fyri \u00f8llum \u00f8\u00f0rum bilistum, s\u00fakklistum, f\u00f3tgangarum, hundum, kettum og sm\u00e1fulgum, vindi, avfalli og lj\u00f3svi\u00f0urskiftum, s\u00ed\u00f0ug\u00f8tum, sni\u00f0g\u00f8tum, rundkoyringum, vegkrossum, gonguteigum og alskyns skeltum. Sum var hetta ikki n\u00f3g miki\u00f0, so skalt t\u00fa eisini ansa eftir, at t\u00fa ikki koyrir ov skj\u00f3tt ella seint, ikki pressar motorin, at brennievni er \u00e1, at t\u00fa ikki hongur \u00e1 koblingini, at lj\u00f3sini n\u00fa eru r\u00f8tt til r\u00f8ttu umst\u00f8\u00f0urnar. T\u00fa skalt pr\u00e1ta vi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0umannin\/konuna, vi\u00f0 b\u00f8rni \u00e1 baksetrinum og (helst ikki) taka fartelefonina og avtala (ella avl\u00fdsa) fundir.\u2026.. At \u00ed alt kanst t\u00fa taka fyri givi\u00f0, at onki vanligt f\u00f3lk f\u00e6r savna\u00f0 seg um alt hetta \u00ed senn og \u00f8ll t\u00edskil hava l\u00f8tur, t\u00e1 tey ikki eru so ansin og vakin, sum t\u00fa eigur at vera, t\u00e1 t\u00fa hevur t\u00edtt egna og n\u00f3gv onnur l\u00edv \u00ed hondunum\/r\u00f3rinum.
\nSt\u00f8rsta pr\u00f3vgrundin fyri, at \u00f8ll skulu hava privatbil, er, at ta\u00f0 er t\u00ed\u00f0arsparandi. Men er ta\u00f0 nakar sum hevur rokna\u00f0 \u00fat, hvussu n\u00f3gva t\u00ed\u00f0 t\u00fa sparir, \u00ed mun til hvussu n\u00f3gva t\u00ed\u00f0 t\u00fa n\u00fdtir til at 1) vinna t\u00e6r pening at hava r\u00e1\u00f0 til bilin 2) at taka t\u00e6r av bilinum (vi\u00f0l\u00edkahald, eftirlit\u2026.) 3) at b\u00ed\u00f0ja \u00ed trafikproppum 4) at finna parkeringspl\u00e1ss og ganga til og fr\u00e1 parkeringspl\u00e1ssinum\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n

Vi\u00f0 vanda fyri at ver\u00f0a l\u00fansja\u00f0, fari eg n\u00fa at koma vi\u00f0 eini utopi:
\nHugsi okkum, at privatbilisman var avtikin! (orsaka, orsaka, eg veit ta\u00f0 er blasfemi, men vit sp\u00e6la bara!) og vit \u00ed sta\u00f0in h\u00f8vdu eitt v\u00e6lvirkandi net av almennari fer\u00f0slu, – bussar fimtahv\u00f8nn minutt allasta\u00f0ni \u00ed b\u00fdnum og minst h\u00e1lva hv\u00f8nn t\u00edma millum bygdir. Fyrimunirnir h\u00f8vdu veri\u00f0 n\u00e6stan \u00f3teljandi:
\n1) Vit h\u00f8vdu havt eitt li\u00f0 av sera g\u00f3\u00f0um bussf\u00f8rarum, i\u00f0 bert n\u00fdttust at ansa eftir hinum bussunum og ikki \u00f8llum teimum h\u00e1lvv\u00e1naligu (og v\u00e1naligu) bilf\u00f8rarunum.
\n2) N\u00f3gv f\u00f3lk h\u00f8vdu havt meiri pening millum hendurnar, – ella styttri arbei\u00f0st\u00ed\u00f0, t\u00ed teimum ikki n\u00fdttist at arbei\u00f0a fyri bil.
\n3) N\u00f3gv h\u00f8vdu veri\u00f0 sunnari, t\u00ed tey oftari h\u00f8vdu runni\u00f0 aftan\u00e1 einum bussi, og kanska gingi\u00f0 til n\u00e6sta ste\u00f0gista\u00f0, var ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 gott.
\n4) Samfelagi\u00f0 hev\u00f0i sloppi\u00f0 undan st\u00f3rum \u00fatrei\u00f0slum av sj\u00fakrah\u00fasvi\u00f0ger\u00f0 aftan\u00e1 fer\u00f0slu\u00f3happ og ringa heilsu av at sita ov n\u00f3gv \u00ed bili.
\n5) F\u00f3lk h\u00f8vdu pr\u00e1ta\u00f0 meira saman ella lisi\u00f0 fleiri b\u00f8kur, t\u00ed ta\u00f0 ber v\u00e6l til \u00ed bussum, t\u00e1 t\u00fa ikki noy\u00f0ist at vera 200 % konsentrera\u00f0ur um at koyra.
\n6) Sunnudag kundu f\u00f3lk gingi\u00f0 t\u00far \u00edsta\u00f0in fyri at vaska\u00f0 bil.
\n7) Ta\u00f0 hev\u00f0i ikki bila\u00f0 um t\u00fa koyrdi fullur, bara t\u00fa ikki sp\u00fd\u00f0i \u00e1 bussf\u00f8raran.
\nog og og\u2026. t\u00fa kundi hildi\u00f0 \u00e1\u2026
\nGaman\u00ed, landskassin hev\u00f0i fingi\u00f0 minni inn \u00ed avgj\u00f8ldum og vegskatti, men mundi ta\u00f0 ikki skj\u00f3tt veri\u00f0 spart inn \u00ed \u00fatrei\u00f0slunum, i\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0ust av bilismuni? Parkeringsv\u00f8r\u00f0ar og fer\u00f0slupolitii\u00f0 h\u00f8vdu mist arbei\u00f0i og bils\u00f8lumenninir fari\u00f0 \u00e1 heysin, men mundu hesir ikki kunna fingi\u00f0 eitt arbei\u00f0i at vaska tey hugnaligu, fj\u00e1lgu bussk\u00fdlini, sum sj\u00e1lvandi h\u00f8vdu veri\u00f0 \u00e1 hv\u00f8rjum horni ella til at hj\u00e1lpa gomlum og barnakonum upp \u00ed bussin?Ja, utopi er ta\u00f0 \u00ed privatbilismunar parad\u00edsi, men heldur t\u00fa veruliga at ta\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0ar so ke\u00f0iligt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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