{"id":432,"date":"2003-02-17T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-17T11:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/2003\/02\/17\/eg-meini-tad-ein-litil-ikki-heilt-okend-soga\/"},"modified":"2013-07-01T16:49:13","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T15:49:13","slug":"eg-meini-tad-ein-litil-ikki-heilt-okend-soga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/eg-meini-tad-ein-litil-ikki-heilt-okend-soga\/","title":{"rendered":"Eg meini ta\u00f0: Ein l\u00edtil, ikki heilt \u00f3kend s\u00f8ga"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Tveir dreingir, ein st\u00f3rur og ein l\u00edtil, eru vor\u00f0nir \u00f3kl\u00e1rir. Tann st\u00f3ri \u00e1k\u00e6rir tann l\u00edtla fyri at hava eina vatnbyrsu, sum hann er ov l\u00edtil at handfara (sj\u00e1lvur eigur hann eina \u00f8rgrinnu av vatnbyrsum, men ta\u00f0 er ein heilt onnur s\u00f8ga&#8230;..). Tann l\u00edtli noktar blankt, &#8211; hann hevur onga vatnbyrsu! Ella \u00ed hvussu so er ikki st\u00f8rri enn hann hevur loyvi til \u00ed s\u00ednum aldri.<br \/>Tann st\u00f3ri sigur, at sleppur hann ikki heim til tann l\u00edtla at kanna, um ta\u00f0 er satt, so fer hann at h\u00f8lva hann av.<br \/>\u201dAlt \u00ed lagi\u00f0 me\u00f0ni,\u201d sigur tann l\u00edtli r\u00e6ddur, \u201dkom so og kanna\u00f0!\u201d<br \/>Tann st\u00f3ri setur treytir: hann skal sleppa at leita allasta\u00f0ni, hann vil ikki \u00f3r\u00f3gvast og hann skal hava kanna\u00f0 alt innan 2 t\u00edmar (h\u00f3ast h\u00fasini allarhelst eru ov st\u00f3r at kanna\u00f0 eftir bara tveimum t\u00edmum). Gongur tann l\u00edtli ikki undir hesar treytir, ver\u00f0ur hann avh\u00f8lva\u00f0ur.<br \/>\u201dJa, ja, ja, ta\u00f0 er \u00ed lagi\u00f0!\u201d sigur tann l\u00edtli.<br \/>Tann st\u00f3ri kannar n\u00fa h\u00fasini v\u00e6l og vir\u00f0iliga. T\u00ed\u00f0in er kn\u00f8pp, og hann finnur onki, kanska onkra tekning, tann l\u00edtli hevur gj\u00f8rt av st\u00f3rum vatnbyrsum, men onki anna\u00f0.<br \/>N\u00fa ver\u00f0ur tann st\u00f3ri argur, og sigur, at hann kortini fer at h\u00f8lva tann l\u00edtla av. Hann hevur veri\u00f0 til hindurs, t\u00e1 hann skuldi inn \u00ed eitt sk\u00e1p, og skumpa undir hann, t\u00e1 hann skuldi upp \u00e1 loft! Ta\u00f0, sum alt satt at siga sn\u00fdr seg um, at tann st\u00f3ri hevur hug at h\u00f8lva tann l\u00edtla av, sum, t\u00e1 r\u00e6tt skal vera r\u00e6tt, alt\u00ed\u00f0 hevur veri\u00f0 heldur tr\u00e6lskur at hava vi\u00f0 at gera.<br \/>Og hann samlar s\u00e6r allar s\u00ednar vatnbyrsur, (sum hann ikki loyvir t\u00ed l\u00edtla at eiga) og onkrar st\u00f3rar vinmenn, og ger seg til at leypa \u00e1, h\u00f3ast a\u00f0rir vinir hj\u00e1 honum halda, at hann eigur at kanna eitt sindur betri, og at n\u00f3gvir vinir hj\u00e1 t\u00ed l\u00edtla siga, at teir fara at ikki at lata hetta um seg ganga&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Ja, ta\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0ar n\u00e6stan skemtiligt sagt sum \u00e1 hendan h\u00e1tt, men skemt er ta\u00f0 ikki! Hv\u00ed vi\u00f0gongur sj\u00e1lv\u00fatnevndi heimsl\u00f8gregluovastin Bush ikki bara, at hann vil sleppa at r\u00e1\u00f0a fyri allari oljuni (og \u00f8llum \u00f8\u00f0rum vi\u00f0 fyri ta\u00f0) \u00ed heiminum, standast hvat av \u00ed m\u00e1? \u00cdsta\u00f0in roynir hann at billa okkum inn, at hann er \u201d\u00e1h, so\u201d r\u00e6ttv\u00edsur og verjir okkum fyri t\u00ed r\u00e6\u00f0uliga Saddam og \u00f8\u00f0rum (l\u00edka r\u00e6\u00f0uligum?) muslimum. Kanska er ta\u00f0 ikki so l\u00f8gi\u00f0, t\u00e1 man ver\u00f0ur lagdur undir at ver\u00f0a f\u00f3lkaf\u00edggindi nr.1, og samstundis ikki hoyrir til tann r\u00edka og v\u00e6lbjarga\u00f0a partin av heiminum, at man ver\u00f0ur heldur argur sum fr\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00f0ur og sleppur eini bumbu \u00e1 \u201dpassandi st\u00f8\u00f0um\u201d, ella l\u00edkasum fl\u00fdgur eini tvey flogf\u00f8r inn \u00ed s\u00famb\u00f3li fyri pengavaldi\u00f0 \u00ed heiminum.\u00cd \u201dGods own country\u201d halda tey, at \u201dmed ondt skal ondt fordrives\u201d og at ta\u00f0 meir enn so kann forsvarast at bumba \u00f3sekar irakar ella afganar fyri at raka ein einkultan oddafisk, h\u00f3ast ta\u00f0 er r\u00e6\u00f0uligt at drepa \u00f3sekar amerikar av umlei\u00f0 somu \u00e1rs\u00f8k. Har skilja tey ikki, at fyri eitt l\u00edk er ta\u00f0 l\u00edkamiki\u00f0, um kr\u00fati\u00f0 ta\u00f0 doy\u00f0u av, var kristi ella muslimskt.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tveir dreingir, ein st\u00f3rur og ein l\u00edtil, eru vor\u00f0nir \u00f3kl\u00e1rir. Tann st\u00f3ri \u00e1k\u00e6rir tann l\u00edtla fyri at hava eina vatnbyrsu, sum hann er ov l\u00edtil at handfara (sj\u00e1lvur eigur hann&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/eg-meini-tad-ein-litil-ikki-heilt-okend-soga\/\"> Les meira \/ Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_regular_price":[],"currency_symbol":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klumma"],"post_slider_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","post_slider_layout_landscape_large":"","post_slider_layout_portrait_large":"","post_slider_layout_square_large":"","post_slider_layout_landscape":"","post_slider_layout_portrait":"","post_slider_layout_square":"","full":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1280,"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions\/1280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rakelhelmsdal.info\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}